Tuesday, December 2, 2008

have not met a stupid chicken yet

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here's the plan see
when she comes in tonight to change the water act natural
run around
some of you clump in a corner
don't give her any signs of the plans to bust out

hey boss? boss?
yeah kid, can't you see i'm explaining the plan here bub?
hey am i a bub - hey folks, i'm a bub. cool!
kid, kid calm down - whadaya want?
boss i'm curious, where did you get that cigar?
none of your business kid, now stop askin' questions and tune in to the plan
sorry boss

- ok back to the plan -

no signs of the plans to bust out
then when she leaves
you, you, and you stay on watch
you, you and you over there you start the rotation on the left
you, you and you over there you start the rotation on the right
and you tr'ee over there you start the rotation at center

ok everyone clear?
alright chicks on my go start pecking at the screen
we're going to be out of here in no time.

but boss? boss?
yeah kid what do ya want?
what about the food and water? how we gonna take that with us?
there's a big world out there kid, feed and water for days, forgetaboutit
on my go - GO!
he he he she'll never figure us out

time passes...

success! we're through see - good work chicks, now let's go.
ah but boss?
yeah kid what do you want?
this better be good
uh boss, there is another door here and it's a bit harder than the one we just busted through
what?
yeah there's another door here
chickenpoo!
well kids back in the yard that will have to wait for another night
good work
now eat and rest up, we've got another long night ahead of us

remember
when the big thing returns
act like a chicken

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could that have been how it went? maybe, maybe not but i have to say i've not met a stupid chicken yet. the give away? a few poops on the wrong side of the screen. aha and so much for the screen idea - i should have known better but then again i had no idea that the chicks would be so industrious as such a young age. hey they were not born yesterday ah? nah, they were born 13 days ago - brilliant minds already, impressive.

so what did the big thing do? well i headed back to the garage and put my hands on a few hardy plank boards left over from an earlier project, propped them up against the screen and then propped a few heavy, hold them vertical in place items. let's see what they teach me next.

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ah the who can outsmart who game begins - here we go.
time to build a hardware cloth frame door
or rather build it as soon as i can forge the time.
darn they might have me!
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1 comment:

zippy said...

the chicken poo and the cigar ash are alwasy a dead give away.